Minutes after I replied to this, my Twitter was compromised. Fuck the CCP.

He was indeed The Greatest.

Wouldn't it be nice if defendants in Hong Kong had the courage to show their faces like this guy?

Q: "What's so great about America?" A: This kid. When he turns 21, I'm buying him a beer. With a stripper on it. Don't take any guff from these f@#$ing swine.

Summer cold? Bah! I've got the flu. So here you go.

The only thing better (read:worse) than a summer cold is a summer flu. #ThisSucks

Unfortunately, Yee was not injured.

Today in Who's' Wearing C-C-Pee-Pants?:

Wubbums can't handle freedom of the press.

If China declares an #ADIZ, I think the 7th Fleet will declare an #ADIZNUTS

Welcome to China... Bitches. #SoftPowerFail