1 hour of cardio (30 elliptical, 30 treadmill). If I can do it, anyone can.

“It’s absurd,” said Tsutomu Yamada, a market analyst at Kabu.com Securities Co. in Tokyo. “It shows how much of a fake market it is. Those who want to sell will keep wanting to sell. When they start trading again, just think of how much selling there’ll be.”

AHA!!! YOU SEE!!! PROOF OF FOREIGN DIDDLING AND JAPANESE INDIFFERENCE TO THE SUFFERING OF CHINA!!! HE HAS HURT THE FEELINGS OF THE CHINESE PEOPLE!!! THE PARTY BROOKS NO INSOLVENCY!!! #HackedByTheCCP

A picture is worth 1,000 words. Or not. https://t.co/zsSPxZjEjQ

Go f@#$ yourself.

More Orwellian horsesh*t from the people who brought you "The Great Wall is visible from space."

Then why isn't the Grand Canyon, Captain Fxcko?

“Few systems of governance are less reassuring to investors than a meddling one-party state torn between Mao and Milton Friedman.”

I love America. I mean it.

And I hereby submit "F@#$ that alligator!" as the third part of the American motto "Hold my beer... watch this..."

Help @iammcjin in his quest to get back into the Fast and Furious franchise: http://t.co/ZE6YJWykqG

via Simon Rabinovitch @S_Rabinovitch

"With so many shares suspended or halted because down by daily limit, just 11% of stocks in China (300 of 2776) are actually tradable now."

Why doesn't #China just make #DonnieYen the owner of all stocks in the Chinese stock market? After all, Donnie Yen NEVER loses.

If the ICAC really wants to look into campaign financing...