had a french girlfriend, Lorriane (she is back to france now), she used to be the laziest person that i ever known. She is tall and very thin. at the time we met, she is already married and her husband is a very nice guy. Lorriane is very lucky coz her husband is the type who does all the housework and cooking, though, she can still complaint. like one day, i went to her place, her husband was making some kind of steak. she was like "huh, steak, no pls, it is so hard to chew". then her husband cut those steak into small pieces for her and she still say no "i am too lazy to chew, i rather not eat". that was the first time that i ever met someone who is too lazy to eat. i mean "wow", that's so cool.
all these years, i was like, "yap, i am lazy but there is no way i can compare myself to Lorriane, she is much more lazier than i do" (hey, the stupid part is, i wanted to win her so bad that one day, i can say the same thing to anyone and be very skinny too.......). unitl recently, ....
i was so thirsty, almost thirst to die, but still did not drink any water coz no more boiled water at home. my lips are cripped and throat are extremely dry. still have no intention to go boil some water for myself coz i know my father would be coming home at any minute..... and as soon as he came home, i rushed him to boil me some hot water.
being lazy is fun and seeing others run all the errands for you is fun too. just hope i am not going to addict to this fun!!!! but on the other hand, i can feel how happy and lucky all my pets are coz i become one of them, that's why my name is "pat", pat=pet, right?
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