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Patricia Liu
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the heaviest lazy bone

 had a french girlfriend, Lorriane (she is back to france now), she used to be the laziest person that i ever known. She is tall and very thin. at the time we met, she is already married and her husband is a very nice guy. Lorriane is very lucky coz her husband is the type who does all the housework and cooking, though, she can still complaint. like one day, i went to her place, her husband was making some kind of steak. she was like "huh, steak, no pls, it is so hard to chew". then her husband cut those steak into small pieces for her and she still say no "i am too lazy to chew, i rather not eat". that was the first time that i ever met someone who is too lazy to eat. i mean "wow", that's so cool.

all these years, i was like, "yap, i am lazy but there is no way i can compare myself to Lorriane, she is much more lazier than i do" (hey, the stupid part is, i wanted to win her so bad that one day, i can say the same thing to anyone and be very skinny too.......). unitl recently, ....

i was so thirsty, almost thirst to die, but still did not drink any water coz no more boiled water at home. my lips are cripped and throat are extremely dry. still have no intention to go boil some water for myself coz i know my father would be coming home at any minute..... and as soon as he came home, i rushed him to boil me some hot water.

being lazy is fun and seeing others run all the errands for you is fun too. just hope i am not going to addict to this fun!!!! but on the other hand, i can feel how happy and lucky all my pets are coz i become one of them, that's why my name is "pat", pat=pet, right?

silly me

about 12 years ago 0 likes  8 comments  0 shares
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lol, while that's not good for you to be that thirsty.
about 12 years ago
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I love ordering my little sister around to get things done for me. For example, I often sit next to the phone while I'm watching tv or reading in the living room, but when the phone ring I scream for my sister to pick up the phone. If I need water or something I text message my sister to get me water even though she is in the next room. I don't think I'm ever too lazy to eat though.
about 12 years ago
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I wish I was too lazy to eat sometimes. That sounds like it would be a nice problem to have.
about 12 years ago
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The PSP... It's a gift and a curse. I've become so lazy that I don't even want to turn on the TV and watch movies on the PSP all morning. haha!
about 12 years ago
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* *** * HaPpY NEw YEAr!' 2o08 HaPpY dAys!d
about 12 years ago
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wow.. that is one good catch ur friend had gotton herself... i thought i was lazy... hehee <><
about 12 years ago
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lol I love this blog! Wow too lazy to chew, that's amazing. hehe I think that pets think they are our masters instead of the other way around. =P
about 12 years ago
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hey! i'm too lazy to eat sometimes. mostly to make food or get food. and right now no one to help cut my steak :( boo hoo
about 12 years ago

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English,Cantonese,Mandarin
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洛杉磯, 美國
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October 24, 2007

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