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The Wong Sans Wheels Chronicles #23: Sans Home

Ok, I know that I was supposed to not blog or Facebook for a week. But I had my great bright idea already.

I'm not only giving up owning a car, but also, having a place to live in Los Angeles!

That's right! I'm going homeless! Yay!

Hear me out! There is logic in this horrible idea!

I tour so much anyway, that for the last t...Read more

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A Tall Hot Glass of Shut the F*** Up.

The images in today's blog showed up when I google image searched for "nothing."

After a few conversations this weekend among friends, I realize how important it is to take a break from hustling so feverishly. Especially from social ...Read more

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The Wong Sans Wheels Chronicles #22: Name that show!

I find that great public transportation days will completely restore my faith in Los Angeles living. I had an audition in Hollywood Monday morning then was to shoot a short film in Woodland Hills later that afternoon. It was one of those hypothetical carless situations I've dreaded for so long... having to get from one place to god knows where in a short time...Read more

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Regrets, I had a few....

I have a new favorite website... REGRETSY.com.... They basically take the most tasteless craft offerings on Etsy and rip them a new buttonhole. I laughed out loud at the above itemthey found for sale. I'm afrai...Read more

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The Wong Sans Wheels Chronicles #21: Diane Meyer's "Without a Car in the World"

Diane Meyer's "Without a Car in the World"

It has come to my attention o...Read more

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And now ladies and gentlemen... It's time for the Crash...

Above, you'll see your friend Kristina having one of many scrīpted/un-scrīpted onstage nervous breakdowns as part of the five part APACUNT panels.

Three cities in one week. This is how we do it. I got back to LA on Wednesday afternoon, only to do another show ...Read more

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A taste of the cunt... oh that doesn't sound right....

A sneak peak of what APACUNT is looking like. We've done two shows with three to go! We're pretty exhausted. Somehow I thought doing five original shows in an informal format would be easier than dragging a solo scrīpted show to NYC.

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We open our folds tonight.

We did it, we wrote five shows in one week and they are all very very insightful and hilarious. If you are in NYC come check it out. I've been so consumed in all of this, I haven't been able to shower some nights.

All you can drink wine, and only $9.
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Carless in Los Angeles, The Wong Sans Wheels Chronicles #20: Quad S Female

I got into NYC yesterday and will be here for the week writing APACUNT with my team and then premiering it one week from now! The carless thing has me trying to figure out how to get out of LA more often to seek refuge in cities that don't require such planning to make it around town.

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The end of my career never looked this good.

In a world where irony flees faster than a moving pixel in the digital age, we've decided to go for the all out offensive.

This APACUNT panel idea was originally a very bad idea that I had with Alice Tuan.

"Let's write a proposal so offensive and so impossible that there is no imaginable way that anyone would let us put it up!"

But they did. They let us put it up last year at the Na...Read more

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