THE PRIVATE LIVES # III

Learn more about which tunes Miss Yellow is bumping in her litter-clogged Mini Cooper while speeding over Hong Kong’s rollercoastery flyovers after midnight, leaving scratchmarks in the steering wheel with her fly-ass hoochie nails, furiously raging about those wads of parking tickets in her glove box and pondering about the best way to avoid HK tabloid paparazzi, yet maintain a decent level of swagger and make mad bank at the same time!

Does Drafus really ride the HK MTR with Jazzy Jeff once in a blue moon? Does he have a thing for plush tigers and “failed romance” themed tunes? Come and see, live in the flesh, the extremely handsome chap that is blessed with the looks of eternal youth, yet rocking a platinumy, georgeclooneyish goatie of wisdom, especially trimmed and well-groomed for this very event in particular!

Did this Kid Fresh really blow all his hard-earned $$$ on extensive dental bloodbaths just for thrills? When will he get his partial, permanent platinum grill? Is he bumping vintage Birdman tunes on his iPod while picking up his laundry? Would this dude really flip tables at corporate annual dinners just to strengthen the authenticity of his ‘personal brand’?

And who the fuck is this secret special guest T. Giddins? Is he a dedicated and responsible English teacher based in West Kowloon who has a thing for Barry Obama role play? Or is he just the 2.0 version of Karate Kid, teaching Kowloonese street kids how to kobe and how to lilwayne in his spare time?

What did your mom have for dinner last night? Does it never snow in the jungle? Where is Babylon? Why can’t spiders talk? Do men cheat? Can you pause toast? Do fish really have fingers? Why do molecules diffuse?

Find all the answers and explore the naked truth this Saturday at YUMLA ( bookface us here).

Just in case you prefer staying at home because you’re still MAD hungover from last nite (it’s ok, we don’t really give a fuck):

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