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REJECTION FROM A MILLION RESTAURANTS

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SO BRAINS AND I DONT LIKE THE EAST VILLAGE

BUT FOR SOME REASON WE ALWAYS END UP THERE.

i feel so unsafe there and i really dont fit in there despite it being completely commercialized.

so yesterday i rolled around bed and suddenly really wanted to see "Darjeeling Limited" but when we arrived it was sold out at 545 and 30 degrees celsius on an october day. the world is coming to an end

anyhow, we went to "jamba juice" oh god. and we sat on a plexiglass bench and bickered for a bit. brains said "these people are probably wondering what these asian kids are doing?'

and then i asked "do you think we're friends because we're both asian?"

i showed Brains the Hotel Chevailler movie and i had a lotto scratch and win ticket that i had to play and was dying to win $10 000, but was proven unsuccessful without the letters E or T or I.

we heard someone say "Don't you think jamba juice is a bit powdery?"

I agree.

somehow, i convinced brains to go to a lingerie store with me because i had to buy fabric detergent for my delicates

somehow i spent 200$ in cab fare the other day from going to the UN and back and to the Salon.

Brains' said "did you ever considered taking the subway" and i just kind of changed the subject.

anyway, we didnt get to go to a movie even though i made these purchases at Citerella for us to dine in the cinema

6 white chocolate covered strawberries (THEY WERE 20$)

1 huge strawberry short cake

1 fresh four cheese ravioli

1 haricot vert

1 rice crispy square

1 pack of sauce

1 huge block of parmesan cheese (though i wanted a whole wheel)

Brains had asked the baker (is that her name?) if she had this specific pastry and the baker said "I dont have any of that today" as if she baked them herself!

and for a while we sat in front of the pet store on my old street looking at the dogs.

There was this one dog dying to play with his friend, but his friend just laid there motionless.

Brains: LOOK THAT DOG WANTS TO PLAY SOOO BADLY

PEAWOK: AND HIS FRIEND IS JUST DEAD AND LAYING THERE. THAT WAS KIND OF LIKE MY CHILDHOOD

Brains: (LAUGHTER)

PEAWOK: YOU'RE ONLY LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

That was at the Ghetto pet shop who was looking for a full time employee. shoudl i apply?

We went to the nicer one down the street, and again sat on a bench watching the nice petstore being cleaned with signs that hung about with "1600, 700, 800"" for a specific puppy

i think they may have heard me when i said "is that one 700" to the mexican worker.

so after that. we tried to have dinner, Brains suggested "Johnny Rockets" which i reluctantly agreed but we only walked by and got embarrassed but also ran into our friend STATIONARY BICYCLE and saw Hamburglar on the street as well and then i ran into a coworker at the Tea place that we had a drink at which somehow, we ended up both very drunk and then went to japanese bbq (after going to like 5 resturants that wouldnt let us in)

and just talked about how people around us were so miserable and then Brains wrote on my cake box EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME.

we were supposed to be home at ourn 830 but got home at 1130.

and i finally cleaned my kitchen.

OH AND I JUST REMEMBERED THIS PIECE OF DIALOGUE BETWEEN BRAINS AND I.

BRAINS: did you ever carry a back pack when you went to school? i can't see you holding a backpack

Peawok: no i had a clutch throughout highschool.

haha

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语言
english, cantonese, mandarin, french
位置(城市,国家)以英文标示
New York City, United States
性别
male
加入的时间
January 1, 2008