The Lazy Lizards - my panda loves me

MY PANDA LOVES ME

Very few baby pandas are born

I guess that’s why they look so forlorn….

In zoos they play them panda porn….

But still Mr. Panda don’t get the horn….

My panda loves me….

My panda loves me….

What should we do about this situation?….

We must take every step for panda perpetuation….

But it’s with a certain exclamation….

That I note this panda has an infatuation….

My panda loves me….

My panda loves me….

To me it isn’t black and white….

Interspecies relations aren’t quite right….

So please excuse, I’ll just take flight….

This a love that I just can’t requite ….

My panda loves me….

My panda loves me….

I’ve gone and broken his panda heart….

And it stinks more than a bamboo fart….

But now I hear he’s got a new sweetheart….

That great big cheating panda tart….

My panda loved me….

My panda loved me….