I'M IN UR BASE

...KILLIN' UR IKEA COUCHEZYup, picked up a cat from Milo. Besides the furry companionship, I got her in self-defense against the fleas that had begun to invade my house from all the goddamned strays the old lady downstairs keeps feeding. (Any pet owner will tell you -- furry companion + Frontline or Advantage = flea problem solved.)

Been great so far. Generally she just hangs out on a sunny window sill and then comes out to goof around with me for a bit and goes back to doing her own thing. Just need to get her to actually start clawing the 'iScratch' thing I got her instead of my !%$!@# couch! Other than that, she seems well house-trained and in good health.

Her original name's Tuna, not that it matters since she doesn't come when I call it. I'm thinking of calling her Decoy instead.