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Kevin Chau
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The ol' ball and chain

Ok, let's all face it fellas. Valentine's Day was a bust and Spring is coming. Love is in the air, but all you're getting is farts from your bulldog and the errant smell of bin juice. MMMMmmmm.

So let me ask you this: who here is fishing in the Lonely Hearts Club and looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no more mi amigos... look no more...

" The Conjugal Harmony Difference**** Imagine having a wife who is always glad to see you, never cheats or stays out all night, and who rocks your ever-loving world twice a month with a pent-up vengeance you haven't felt since college. Now imagine she never takes your credit cards, doesn't spend all day talking to her mother, and never knows if you're out with friends or sleeping around. Now stop imagining and open your eyes to the world of Conjugal Harmony. For almost a decade we've connected honest, background cleared, non-prisoners with exciting, passionate, loyal mates on the inside, and with rates so low you might think you're the crook!"

http://www.conjugalharmony.com/

WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. WTF WTF WTF

 

 

 

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english, cantonese, mandarin
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Hong Kong
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February 7, 2008