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  • Why did the rooster cross the street?

    Tuesday, Jun 10, 2008 5:45PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    AND CROW EVERY MORNING OUTSIDE MT HOUSE?!!?

    Yes, this is true...a rooster(unidentified owner) strolls every morning to the corner of my house, hops into the garden and crows the living daylights outside my friggin window. Here caught in the action, fashionably late in direction of mi casa. Kentucky Fried Chicken anyone?

    If that wasn't odd enough to start my day, chimps and bulldogs were next on the list of weird.
    Yup, apparently I've been in the dark about this miraculous chimp and his best mate the bulldog, who live harmoniously in Tokyo, Japan. The chimp walks his bulldog everyday and makes him do human sit ups, which of course he fails to do, because HE'S A BULLDOG!!
    Anyways, i digress. They are also stars on our sister network, Nickelodean.
    This is how distracting it is to work in the office....
    And that would be correct, we have Dora's choo choo in our reception area too.
    Highly distracting... I've had imaginary 'office' scenes of sitting in the pink train and honking all across people's feet for laughs. (But people would think I'm insane, of course..so, i resist)

    MEOW PART 2
     I end my day with a catdance to German yodels. We like to salute Podolsky for scoring Germany 2-0 against his motherland in ze Euro...woohoo. Go Deutschland!


    Tales from the animal farm.....

Entry comments (9)

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  • apollo
    posted on Sunday, Jun 22, 2008 11:24PM [Report]
    A rooster 'released into the wild?' Geez, does it look like roosters live in the Singapore wilds naturally?

    Ms. Keller, if the rooster really is bothering you this much maybe you should call Singapore Animal Control? (I assume it has some organization like this) It is probably bothering everyone in the neighborhood and if it does not have an owner, it shold not be wandering around.

    PS-How goes the kitty situp training program?
  • hera
    posted on Sunday, Jun 22, 2008 7:16PM [Report]
    oh my god!!! that looks like my rooster!!! my dad released it "into the wild" months ago!!!
  • ThomasHalle
    Official artist
    posted on Friday, Jun 20, 2008 10:59PM [Report]
    Those things would turn the nicest vegan into bloodthirsty killer isn't it?
  • MICHELLE_KAY
    posted on Friday, Jun 13, 2008 10:45AM [Report]
    hahaha the bulldog is just too cute...
  • EricChan1987
    posted on Thursday, Jun 12, 2008 6:59PM [Report]
    wow~~it's funny~~
  • rottendoubt
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008 2:36PM [Report]
    hahah, just saw the bulldog video.  too funny!!!
  • apollo
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008 10:51AM [Report]
    Indeed Narom!

    All hail Empress Denise I! Ten thousand years to Denise - Queen of many, many thoughts!

    Being the helpful fellow I am, let me try to unpack some of Ms. Keller's thoughts to all my fellow readers.

    A quick Youtube search reveals what Denise was talking about regarding a bulldog and monkey! (I could not pass up the chance to watch a bulldog do situps!)

    Success!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3GrrwcXWfE

    This gives me an idea! Your cats are looking rather 'well fed' (not fat of course!) Denise. I suggest you train them to do sit ups! Soon their abs will be the envy of the entire animal kingdom!
  • Etchy
    posted on Tuesday, Jun 10, 2008 7:44PM [Report]
    yes, fried chicken is one solution...
  • narom
    posted on Tuesday, Jun 10, 2008 6:08PM [Report]
    I think I counted about 16 different trains of thought in that blog -- all related to animals, somehow ...

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