came

I came home and there was Russian immigrants family were eating Borsch.  exciting.maybe they have vegi Pirogi! It’s a pie stuffed with onion and mushroom. I texted mom. ” Mom! finally I got adopted by Russian familly. My second mom is very chunky and she calls me my shishe kebab.”  

Why everyone so serious all the time? I think they should do a biz. of renta fam.