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Parco Lee
Actor , Dubbing Artist , MC / Show Host , Composer , Music Producer , Musician , Singer , Sound Engineer , Model , Comedian
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【山城搜奇觀】

話說有一位識左好多年的朋友,只係咁岩見到一個講得好正的 comedy,share 俾老友睇下,呢位做得我老媽有突的姨姨朋友就突然唔知跳左邊粒掣,係咁狂話人地想溝佢,甚至想像到人地想鎊水「購買佢既身體」,仲要屈返人地轉頭話人地溝佢唔成就要 insult 佢,然後就同其他傳說中的所謂「#老觀音」一樣做法,call 班盲馬同男女兵種出來護駕...... (下?)

eemm..... 即係咁既...... 我其實都唔想咁口賤既....... 不過請恕我都係只能超級口賤咁講一句:我其實真係十分難以想像我可以對住我自己老母都可以扯得起旗咁囉........ (聽完我自己都覺得好變態核突.... #不要再說了!?????)...... 然後佢 call 出來的其中一位疑似唔知好姐妹定係好 #sheshe (好似係,除非唔係) 竟然大聲鬧我:「喂你當然係要向你老母扯旗啦!你直頭根本就應該要同你自己老母做!.....」嘩大佬......... ?????真係「#好不安...... #好嘔心...... #好震驚....?????」.... 仲要竟然係出自一位女性 (好似係,除非唔係) 既把口之中...... 乜原來今時今日原來已經好流行所謂的「#義母不倫」定係果D朋友成日提住的乜乜「母子/女丼」......?係咪我已經太老套、太 outdate、太古老石山、太過保守??? 係咪真係潮流呢家野我真係淨係識條鐵咁大把???? 真係...... 竟然會有女人會有D咁既嗜好...... 我咁大個人都未聽過...... ???..... 話時話...... 到底係咪而家D做人老母既真係會咁樣教自己D仔/女........????????????????

其實呢..... 我本身係好敬重D長輩既....... 果D關懷座我又唔會同佢地去__鬥....... 之不過,到底果位姨姨其實係咪真係咁唔識規矩既呢......?如果真係咁渴望D晚輩去溝佢的話........ 咁你點都要先要鎊得出二十幾億 (係美金唔係冥通) 饋贈出來俾人地去幫下你掘下窿呀燒下銀紙既咁呀...... 咁先可以有機會有計傾得落去........ 架嘛....... ??????????係咪咁講先........?

好似係

除非唔係

總之就係安已不

安已不

好不安

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September 2, 2017
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English,Cantonese,Mandarin
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香港, 香港

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