Here's a few snapshots-in-words from my weekend....
-Getting to church with my son, John, and there being no one in the nursery, and everyone else in the sanctuary. I had to use the bathroom, and it's a no-stall, handicapped deal with a lever handle. Instructions to "keep the door closed" just make John laugh. I didn't want to flash everyone at church. So I waited until another couple came in, and I asked them to watch him while I peed one of my 12 daily pees. Flash averted.
-My sister-in-law's fiancee Tony using the vacuum cleaner attachment as a digeridoo. John, wearing no shirt, dancing to the beat, swinging our camera case and flinging it. Wild man.
-Telling Tony and Abby the story about being told, "You look like a French whore" on the school bus in eighth grade. The girl who said it was trying to make me mad, but it was so ridiculous it just made me laugh.
Log in to alivenotdead.com with one of these trusted providers
NOTE: Users of the original website please Click here to reactivate your account.
New users - Join the alivenotdead.comcommunity instantly by confirming your identity with a trusted authentication service.
Returning users - Please use with the same authentication service to login to your alivenotdead.com account.
First time users can create a new account from scratch by authenticate using any of the following trusted services:
WARNING: If you disconnect all your social media accounts your profile will be locked and you will not be able to access it again. If you want to keep your page, please add another social media account and then remove this one.
If you understand the risks, click this box to deauthorize your account.