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Is there a category for poop blogs? I seem to have a lot of them...

Those of you thinking, "Man, I'd like to have kids someday,"--chew on this: John pooped in the bathtub tonight. Yes, floaties. In the middle of bathtime. The faint of heart would go running out the door into the Ohio snow. But I am not faint of heart. I am the Hapa's Mama. Ameliorating Poop-in-Tub:

  1. Drain the tub.

  2. Get a disposable cup--scoop the solids into the toilet.

  3. Move the kid to the other side of the tub while you spray some bleach cleaner.

  4. Give the kid a standing "wash and rinse," lathering up twice; dry; then dress.

  5. Bleach the tub.

And don't say, "It won't happen to me." It could. Yeah, it's gross and all, but like so many other things in life, you just deal with it.

about 12 years ago 0 likes  5 comments  0 shares
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awwwwwww.... i know it must've been gross to scoop the poop and clean it up... but that's one of the cutest stories i've heard!!!! =) how old is he again? 2? heehee...
about 12 years ago
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He's being potty-trained isn't he? I didn't make a big deal when that happened a couple of times. I think my kids were frightened by my exclamations of joy rather than that brown thing that showed up in their tub. haha. I remember my first one being startled when I yelped in excitement and clapped at what she did. She jumped. haha. I still can picture my daughters' faces when they were in diapers and in the middle of pooping. I love their concentration and faces turning red. heehee. I miss those days.
about 12 years ago
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I think there's an anti-pregnancy commercial in there somewhere....or at least a warning.... "If you can't face the poop, where a raincoat." Hey, marketing isn't my specialty!
about 12 years ago
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I like how you titled this one. I think you pretty much have to resign yourself to poop duty no matter what if you're to become a parent. Ever watch Jon & Kate plus 8? It's about a couple with a set of twins and sextuplets. Talk about poop :P
about 12 years ago
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Um yeah I don't want kids....that's another argument for why I don't.....LOL You're right, I couldn't resist. *hugs* Hope you're doing well!!!!!!!!!!!!!
about 12 years ago

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