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Jokes

You might have read these before but sometimes we really need some silly jokes to de-stress

 

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

 

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

 

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

 

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

 

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

 

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

 

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning

kiss??

TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the

cigarette out of his mouth.

 

MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

 

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

 

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear

and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both

ears and comes out of the mouth.

 

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What

do u think,Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

 

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and

no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again

yesterday".

 

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on

talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".

 

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

 

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father

is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".

 

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father

that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,

past year's performance repeated".

 

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say

prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good

cook".

 

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of

COINCIDENCE?"

One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married

on the same day and at the same time."

 

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped

down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

 

about 10 years ago 0 likes  7 comments  0 shares
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they're great - thanks for sharing!
about 10 years ago
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You're welcome Silke :D
about 10 years ago
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A nice pick-me-up for the day. Thanks for sharing it. =)
about 10 years ago
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LOLs ... lots of whimsy & tongue-in-cheek jokes here :P
about 10 years ago
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Thanks girls!
almost 10 years ago
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JS
I like the Coincidence joke, definitely the sort of answer I'd come up with lol
almost 10 years ago
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ROFL!!! Especially the one about the ears and mouth! ^^
almost 10 years ago

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