This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And> for those who are turning 30, and for those who are
scared of moving into their 30's AND for guys who
are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was a
monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60
Andy Rooney said:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most
of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, Wh...Read more
The following is from a British journalist stationed in the Philippines. His observations are so hilarious!!!! This was written in 1999.
Matter of Taste
By Matthew Sutherland
I have now been in this country for over six years, and consider myself in most respects well assimilated. However, there is one key step on the road to full assimilation, which I have yet to take, and that's to eat BALUT.
The day any of you sees me eating balut, please call immigration and ask them to issue me a Filipino pass...Read more
......again!!my oh my! ;)i wonder when the party's gonna be.....
ONE ...Don't go for looks, it can deceive; don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because only a smile makes a dark day seem bright. Hope you find that person.
TWO... There are moments in life when you really miss someone that you want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! Hope you dream of that someone.
THREE... Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want...Read more
New Company PoliciesEffective immediately
It is advised that you come to work dressed
according to your salary. If we see you wearing
Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume
you are doing well financially and therefore do not
need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage
your money better, so that you may buy nicer
clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need
Have you ever fallen in love? Have you ever seen two people in love? They say that love is the greatest feeling of all. Different people have different perspectives on love, but do you really know if it is real or not? What does it take to fall in love? What does it take stay in love? Here are some steps or tips to help and guide you to that realization:Firstly, it takes maturity to fall in love. Many people today have a retarded perspective on love. People nowadays think love is about scoring the girl. There is what you call Trophy Love where one perso...Read more
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That' s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so
no one will "swipe your grub."
Name your dog "Dog."
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to
keep them tuned up."
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"Your victories don't define you. What defines you is what you do when everything else falls apart." -- Bill Wilson "When you seek revenge, di