BEWARE OF CAT

Beware of cats.

Cats have sharp and curious claws ready to be tested on any surface. I believe cats scratch people to say “I love you,” .

Cats are rowdy creatures. In addition they have powerful legs, agility and speed.(Have u seen their cousin cheetah run?)

Cats have amazing instincts. They sense fear.

Cats loves mind games. Seeing them staring at the wall all day makes you wonder? Well, they’re most probably plotting world domination…or they could be plotting mouse mazes. When a cat realizes your doing something remotely productive, they strut in front of you and chooses the spot where your working to groom themselves. You cross your arms and say, “I’m working. Don’t bother me.” They will yawn and give you a pathetic look that says, “What’s work?” and they will slap their tail on the floor, annoyed, making it look like your bothering them or the other way around.

Then again, it’s great to have a cat for the little things, like having company at night when everyone’s asleep, having them sleep by your feet on a cold night, having something warm and fuzzy to hug, and having somebody listen even if it’s like they don’t care or understand. They smile when you scratch them on the chin, curls up on your lap, and rub themselves purring against your leg.

Proserfina is a vicious little kitten capable of murderous things. But I love her anyway, because she’s a cat. Because she’s my cat, which is why I don’t complain when she “loves” me back.