Tuesday, Sep 27, 2011 4:42PM / Members only
The next time some asshole decides to call an Asian person a nip or a
chink, I'd like him/her to be reminded that his/her life as it is would
not exist if not for Asian people. For example, s/he wakes up in the
morning, gets ready, well, s/he can't wear that silk tie or that silk
scarf or those silk stockings because the Chinese invented silk.
Breakfast time. Lactose intolerant or health-conscious? Well, s/he
can't have soy milk with that cereal because the Chinese invented soy
milk.
S/he wants to read the paper. Well, that's not possible
because the Chinese invented paper, ink, and printing. Morning news on
TV? S/he's not likely to have the modern TV set s/he enjoys at home
without the advanceces in electronics made by the Japanese.
Time
to hit the road. Well, s/he likely wouldn't have a good dependable car
to drive without the Japanese, whether s/he drives a Toyota, Lexus, or
Honda. S/he wouldn't have help getting anywhere from a compass because
the Chinese invented that.
Break time. Well, s/he can't have tea
because the Chinese invented that. Lunch time. Well, what would the
world be like without Chinese food and sushi? S/he can't eat healthy
either because tofu came from China. Even America's favorite condiment,
ketchup, originated in China. In fact, the word derives from Chinese.
The good ol' American favorite of spaghetti originated in China too
(Marco Polo took the recipe home to Italy). Dessert. What would the
world be like indeed without ice cream, which originated in China (Marco
Polo took that recipe back to Italy too).
Time to relax? Well,
meditation (which is Buddhist) and Tai Chi both came from Asia. Just
watch TV? Well, there'd be no anime, no Pokemon, and no Power Rangers,
which all came from Japan. Come to think of it, there wouldn't even be
old favorites like Speed Racer, Astro Boy, Hello Kitty, Voltron, or
Transformers because those all came from Japan too. Even American
cartoons like Ninja Turtles have Asian influence. Can't play video
games because there'd be no Nintendo, Sega or Sony. Can't do origami.
The
house would probably not be very aestethically pleasing or harmonious
without the Asian influences of Buddhist Zen art and feng shui. Can't
make the house smell good with incense either because that came from
China. Spend some time outdoors? Well, s/he can't fly a kite because
the Chinese invented that. Go get a work out? Well, can't do karate or
any other
martial art.
Go to the movies? Well, from MI:2,
Blade, Mummy Returns and The Matrix to Buffy, Xena and Lara Croft: Tomb
Raider, virtually no action movies or TV shows today have not been
influenced by Asian martial arts action movies. Come to think of it,
even old Hollywood favorites have martial arts in them, from Bruce Lee
to Star Wars to Charlie's Angels. Even suspense and horror movies are
ripping off from Asian movies now. Oh yeah, there was always Godzilla.
Can't sing karaoke because that came from Japan. Can't watch fireworks
because the Chinese invented those.
Well, looks like Asian people are known for a lot of things, huh? And we should be known for a lot more.
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