A Woman's Poem:
Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,One who’s handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he’s gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.Pulls out my chair and opens my door.Massages my back and begs to do more.Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”I pray that this m...Read more
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said…You wear briefs, don’t you?
He said… Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said…Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
He said… Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said…...Read more
take a look at the picture first... so, what did you see?
now proceed and read below to find an explanation of what you really saw...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’
Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President .
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government .
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class .
And your baby brother, we will call him
**A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it,***just try this experiment.*
**Put your dog and your wife
in the trunk of the car for an hour.**
**When you open t...Read more
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed...Read more
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. (stay cool all you can .. darn! me cant do that alone.. oh Mr IceBerg, where are youuu~ )
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic , he said, it was his mission.He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition .”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction .”
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication .”
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.He kicked ...Read more
was helping out earlier on preparing this for tomorrow's reunion dinner.. so thought should share with y'all this auspicious dish since is not very much available elsewhere..
"Lo Hei" (or "Yu Sang":- in cantonese or "Yu Sheng":- in mandarin.. both meaning raw fish) aka Raw Fish Salad is a traditional dish originated from Singapore/ Malaysia.. CNY here is not complete without it. This dish is l...Read more