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Dear Staff
It has been brought to the CEO’s attention that some individuals throughout the organisation have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.
Therefore, a list of 13 New and I...Read more
been with me tru play, skool and work.. almost 15 years!!.. so hate da fact that i gotta give up on it.. darn!..
no luck still...Read more
kindness pays off..
meaness paybacks...
neat blog: my philosophy by Pat.. sums up pretty much on da golden rule in life.....
my additional note on general/ principle:
many times due to da many factors: abilities, circumstances, etcs at...Read more
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”She looked puzzled, and repeated, “T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,
“'T-...Read more
A man was walking along a country road and came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer and asked how long it would take him to get to the next town. The farmer didn't answer.
So, after waiting a bit, the fellow started walking again.
After the man had gone about 100 yards the farmer yelled, "About 20 minutes."
Confused, the man turned back toward the farmer and inquired, "Why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?"
"Well,&...Read more
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
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‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.‘**
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‘Go away!’ said the old lady. ‘I’m broke and haven’t got any money!’ and she proceeded to close the door.**
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Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the do...Read more
to be written off...
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headaches
nasty freakos
procrastinations
retardness
to be written off...
9~8
heavy lids
longwinded freakos
pooped
ringings
weirdos
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock’ on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes...Read more
***When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next.’****They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals...
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