Gary Lau
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What about blowjobs? (Warning: not safe for work)

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roflmao~!!! hahahaha!!!

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Cloverfield <末世凶煞>

Just came back from watching "Cloverfield".

I already knew what I was expecting.  Blair Witch meets Godzilla documentary basically.

While it was not a bad movie, I certainly went dizzy.  That monster looks dope.  It's like he has a testicle for a head.  lol!


未看之前已經預知了自己到底會看什麼片子。這套片子根本就是”死亡習作“ + ”哥斯拉“。


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Mr. Stanley So on TVB

I was flipping through a message forum and found out about this DVD coming out in Hong Kong.  It's a host of interviews with current and former TVB news anchors over the last 20 years.  One of them was someone that I had associated with last year, Mr. Stanley So.  For those not in the know, he still reports the news on OMNI News and he does other things outside of the news.  Like being the acting chairman of Across U-hub, an organziation for local Chinese youths in Toronto.  (I still think his daughter played me like a fool...haha.....Read more

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Cartoon Conspiracies: Winnie The Pooh / 動畫陰謀記﹕小熊維尼

This is going to be the first of many cartoon conspiracy blog entries that I will write up in my blog.  In fact, a conversation from last night has led me to report on my suspicions.  Now, let's get our facts straight here.  At least, accordingly to Disney's animated rendition of the Canadian childrens novel series "Winnie The Pooh".

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Tom Cruise on Scientology

Does anyone know what the hell is he talking about?  Cuz I'm watching this and I still don't get it.

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Pet Peeves

I pick up the phone and let's say that the bank calls.

Person on phone: "Hi, is Mr. Gary Lo here?"

Me:  No, there's no Gary Lo here.  Could you be looking for a Gary Lau, spelt "L-A-U"?

Person on phone:  Yes, I'm looking for Gary Lo.

I get irritated

Me:  Speaking...

What the hell is wrong with those Canadians?! 

Can't you say my last name properly after I gave them the obvious clue?  It's Lau, and it rhymes with cow.  (apparently, it rhymes wi...Read more

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The worst thing...

The worst thing to wake up to is a growling stomach....


hungry...no want eggs and bacon no more.

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The Truth About Ash Ketchum

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Congrats, Ada Choi!

Read off the newspaper a few days ago and heard that she just got hitched with a Max Zhang.  And just here to post my congrats to Ada (whether she reads this or not, which I doubt).

While I do not know Ada personally very well, I was privileged enough to work with her once at a church event in Toronto.  I only got to talk to the actors during rehearsal.  I didn't really do much except deal with the lighting for that event.  In fact, an old actor name Cheung Ching (張青) invited me over to have the dinner with the actors and I wa...Read more

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Languages Spoken
english, cantonese, mandarin
Location (City, Country)
Toronto, Canada
Member Since
August 17, 2005

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