Gary Lau
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TIme really flies and it's so weird to realize that 2007 is just about a month and a half away from being a thing of the past.  Looking at the past year, I thought there was this one thing I just had to share with y'all that happened early in June.  I went out with a couple of friends to a place called All-Stars where they serve beer and fried chicken served in a wide assortment of flavors.  Can't miss it, they are simply delish!  Anyway, I left for a quick smoke with my friends (both chinese) and there were alot of other Chinese people smoking outside.  Then, a big group of black people popped out of nowhere, screaming at the top of their lungs in Cantonese.  They declared that the "hak gwai's (niggers) are here".  All the Chinese smokers outside of the fried chicken bar just looked puzzled and started to crack up.  Some even thought that "hak gwai" is the only thing they can say in Cantonese.  Then, one of those black people started asking the convenience store if there were any cigarettes in Cantonese.  The funny thing is, they spoke perfectly with no apparent accent.  So I yelled back at them and told them that their pronunciation is pretty good.  They reply back to me and said thanks in Cantonese.  I was just stoked and realized that it was like a perfect Dave Chappelle skit.  If anyone didn't get the irony here, black people are known to favor fried chicken and yet, we Chinese show up in their territory so to speak.

時間真的過得快。很難相信2007還有個半月便變成過去了。回想起來﹐我覺得我有需要提及今年早前(大約六月左右)發生的一件事。我有一晚跟幾個朋友去了ALL-STARS酒吧。這間酒吧的特色是它們專做很多不同味道的炸雞翼。如果你去到多倫多的話便不能錯過﹗當時﹐我和朋友(兩個都是華人)出門口抽煙。外面的全都是中國人。忽然間有大班黑人走埋來用廣東話不停大叫“黑鬼來啦﹗”。外面抽煙那班唐人全部都嚇呆了。亦有不少人認為這班黑人只懂說“黑鬼”這字眼。誰不知其中一位黑人竟然大聲以廣東話一問鋪頭老闆有沒有煙買。可笑的是﹐他們講得很標準。我便大聲回應他們發音說得很好。他們便回覆我說聲“謝謝”。我亦笑到呆了。這種情況好像一個完美的Dave Chappelle的skit。如果你懂當中的矛盾的話﹐黑人最出名就是它們非常喜歡吃炸雞翼。而我們華人卻在它們的地頭出現。

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Hah, that's funny. Were they just Cantonese guys with dark tans or made-up?
almost 13 years ago
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no...they're really black guys speaking with an impeccable command of cantonese.
almost 13 years ago
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contrary to popular belief, Americans are the only ones who tend to not be able to speak any language except English. They were probably African or something.
almost 13 years ago
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I bumped into a couple of black guys that spoke perfect cantonese in Wan Chai before. They asked me if I was from the states.
almost 13 years ago
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ha ha ha its funny so when we talk among foreigners , juz be careful , they may know your language , and speak perfectly dialects even better than you hahaha
almost 13 years ago
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I learned about Don Cheadle in Rush Hour 2. He brew me away that he speaks in Cantonese without accent and he also knows martial art. I've been watching all of his films since.
almost 13 years ago
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that's why it's not good/ nice to talk about other ppl in another language... regardless of what culture/ race they are...
almost 13 years ago
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Yes it's handy to speak another language and pretend that you don't, it's good fun to see the reaction of others when you finally let on that you know what they have said.
almost 13 years ago


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August 17, 2005

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