Gary Lau
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peepee in urgency / 急尿尿

It was 11pm last night and I was sitting in the back of my friend's car on the way to a nightclub.  I had just met my friend's new girlfriend for the first time so things had to be somewhat formal in a sense.  But I figured I had made a big mistake.  I had just drank a full bottle of evian spring water and I came into the realization that I really had to pee while holding it for over 40 minutes.  Holding it that long in downtown Toronto is no easy task as we were passing along business establishments with names like "Mizu" and watching the city as it rains.  Luckily, we passed by the Holiday Inn and it was convenient for me because last time, I had to go to the same place for a urination in urgency.  As much as it took several minutes to pee in the urinal, I knew it was bliss even if it costs making an embarrassment of myself.  Thank god I knew exactly where the washroom is located at the Holiday Inn.  I ran like a sprinting mofo.

昨晚時間十一點﹐我坐在朋友架車往舞廳去。當時亦是我初次與朋友的女友見面。亦清楚知道不能在她面前失禮。但是我察覺到我做了一個很大的錯誤。我竟然飲了整樽清水。亦忍了整整40分鐘的尿。在多倫多的DOWNTOWN忍尿確實不易。皆因當晚在DOWNTOWN眼看多倫多近天都是在下雨和經過幾間名叫“MIZU”的店鋪等等。幸好我們經過HOLIDAY INN酒店﹐而且對我很方便因為我上次在DOWNTOWN忍尿也是在這裡解決同一樣的問題。雖然花了幾分鐘時間來小便﹐可是感覺舒服到極了。能夠在HOLIDAY INN很快跑進洗手間真是謝天謝地。我當時真的跑得很快﹗



almost 13 years ago 0 likes  6 comments  0 shares
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I tend to not use public restrooms, they are often disgusting, hotel restrooms on the other hand are a different story :)
almost 13 years ago
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haha. Mr. P knows of the cleaner bathrooms in most popular places we/he goes.
almost 13 years ago
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If the restrooms are not clean, I refuse to use it.
almost 13 years ago
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nobody got the inside joke here, right? i hinted that there was alot of business establishments where they had names that involved "water" and "drizzles" which made me REALLY wanting to pee. Robin Thicke's music (amazing voice, by the way) didn't help much either. Made me relaxed and think of waterfalls.
almost 13 years ago
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i'm just like you. if i drink anything all at once, i will need to pee every second.
almost 13 years ago
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hahaha... you're so funny.
almost 13 years ago


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