Gary Lau
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First time getting drunk... // 第一次灌醉

I wanted to bring this up in a blog entry one day and decided that maybe it's time to keep it in a written to share with y'all.  My first time getting pissed drunk. 

Wow!  I remember this happened back in high school.  Probably around 1998 or 1999.  I sat with a friend of mine and we talked for a bit.  He looked kinda down and told me that he's worried cuz he had sex with his ex-girlfriend and she is telling him that she is pregnant.  So as I was saying, I sat, talked and drank a bottle of Pepsi with him.  Assured that this was Pepsi, I drank a huge sip.  In fact, it was half a bottle in one giant gulp.  Then, I realized that something was different about the Pepsi.  Then he told me that he mixed a little bit of Pepsi with 70% of the bottle being Bicardi.  This was the moment where I realized I was screwed.  I felt nothing at first but as soon as I got up and took my first step, I was a goner.  I was so drunk that I knew I couldn't go to class.  So my friends brought me to Coffee Time (a local Toronto donut shop) for a smoke.  What I didn't realize is, my bastard friends rolled burnt cigarette ashes in zig-zag's and I was smoking with them!  I was then walked back to school where all the other students were fully aware about how plastered I was.  I don't remember much of what happened but I do remember dancing with a white chick and carressing her.  I recall she looked kinda cute too.  Too bad I forgot her name.

Yes, I did get drunk a few more times since that experience but it was nowhere as drunk as this.

(Turns out that his ex was having a false alarm.  There was no pregnancy.)


哇靠﹗想當年我還是個 中學生。我猜是1998或1998年的事了。當時我陪朋友坐底傾閒計。他面色帶有悲傷的跟我說他的前度女友跟他做愛後懷了他的骨肉。就像我剛才說的一樣﹐ 我聽到後便坐下來飲百事可樂和傾這件事。我腦海中清楚知道我正在飲百事便一口氣把半樽飲了。期間我還發覺樽百事有古怪。之後他便告訴我這樽百事可樂是已溝 了很多烈酒。此時我已知道自己不行了。當初感覺不到醉意但一起身行出第一步時已經支持不住了。雖然我當時醉倒了﹐但我也清楚知道我在這種狀態之下是不能回 學校上課的。所以我的朋友便帶我去咖啡室回避一下順便抽煙。我那班朋友還趁我在不清醒和不知道的狀態下用zig-zag紙把煙灰缸裡的煙灰卷起來給我當煙 食。之後我便跟朋友回學校外邊玩。班同學全部知道我飲醉酒。我不太記得我當時到底幹了什麼。但我印象中記得有和外國女仔跳艷舞。可惜我連她的名字也忘記 了。她樣子還幾可愛的。

對﹐這次之後還有醉多幾次不過無第一次的印象那樣深刻。 (事後證實了我朋友的前度女友沒懷孕﹐原來是假象來的﹗)

about 12 years ago 0 likes  7 comments  0 shares
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that's very funny......... is this why u like alcohol now?
about 12 years ago
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Gary ~ you so got had ~ the question is, did ya learn anything from it?
about 12 years ago
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Did some giggling too?
about 12 years ago
Tinlunlau 06 tinlunlau
was there any giggling? of course there was!
about 12 years ago
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why did you get drunk , your friends not ? you had the same experience as him ? ^ ^
about 12 years ago
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hahahhah. gary .one piece of advice. ASK what is in the drink next time.
about 12 years ago
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不錯的醉酒的經歷 dancing with a white cute girl! ha~
about 12 years ago


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