Monday, Apr 28, 2008 7:00AM /
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The Square Root of 3
by Kumar Patel
I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see
Another square root of a three
As quietly co-waltzing by
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed
That was wonderful, Kumar!!!
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Sunday, Apr 20, 2008 8:54AM /
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Ah, today I woke up after 12 hours of sleep, and felt like going to
the movies. So I did. I went there all by myself. It felt great. I
chose whatever I wanted to see and wherever I wanted to sit inside the
theater. I think it's fun to go out by yourself once in a while.
So I saw Forbidden Kingdom, the Jet Li/Jackie Chan movie. I have to
say this movie is a lot of fun. The action is great and the mythology
is awesome (well, that's kind of a given since it's based on Journey to
the West). Seeing Jackie fights Jet is the best part of the movie.
Jackie is pretty damn funny in this. Plus the two Chinese girls in this
movie are absolutely gorgeous. And this chick stole my heart:

Her name is Li Bing Bing and she plays the white haired witch in the movie. Oh, she's so beautiful!!!!
In another happy news, New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas is FIRED!!! Woohoo! This day can't get any better.
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Sunday, Apr 13, 2008 10:12PM /
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我终于和那个女仔约会啦,我真的很开心。我们去了酒吧喝红酒(一个不同的感受,通常我只是喝啤酒),和她谈话很舒服很有趣,我觉得她是个很好的女仔,我们的兴趣也比较合得来。她约我下星期去一个PARTY,非常期待!
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Wednesday, Apr 2, 2008 12:49PM /
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So I was talking to some girl the other day.
Girl: blah blah blah
Me: blah blah blah
Girl: blah blah blah blah blah blah
Me: We should go out for a drink sometimes!
Girl: Yea ok, that sounds good.
Me: All right! That's great......(pause)
Girl: So you got a cell phone or something?
hahahahaha, I'm such a moron!!!
Me: Oh yea, hahahahaha......(then we exchanged numbers, woohoo!)
hehehe... :-)
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Monday, Mar 31, 2008 8:17AM /
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Go to www.google.com and type in “MIke Mai”, then hit “I’m feeling
lucky”. BAM! My site pops up, haha. Finally! My site is right on top of
the Google search engine. Woohoo!!! How long did that take? 5 or 6
months. Can’t complain too much since it’s free. I’m glad it’s up now.
I have two interviews lined up for the next two Wednesdays. I’m
really sweating my balls off. I hope things will finally turn out well
and I can score an internship with a design firm. Wish me luck,
international friends!
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