Saturday, Jun 14, 2008 1:25PM / Members only

某銀行總裁的美麗女秘書陪伴一名到訪的非洲國王遊覽。

這位國王不但非常富有,而且是重要客戶。突然之間，國王向女秘書求婚。

女秘書自然不願意，但又不想得罪大客，於是想辦法讓他知難而退。

她說：'要我嫁給你，有三個條件。

第一，結婚介指的鑽石必須有75 卡，后冠鑽石必須有200卡。

國王想了一會說：好! 我有，我有！

眼見第一招不行，女秘書又說：你要在紐約替我建一座有100間房的屋。還要在法國最佳的釀酒區建一座城堡，作為渡假屋。

國王想了一會，又跟在紐約和法國的經紀通了一個電話說：好! 我建，我建！

女秘書唯有使出殺手招：我的男人，那話兒必須有十四吋長。

國王愕然，雙手掩面痛哭，過了好久，才一臉無奈地說：好！我切，我切！

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