Summer is when the crazies come out..driven to extreme behaviors by the unrelenting heat , even the most even keeled succumb and naturaly they all descend on Zilker Park..Grown men traverse the greenbelt naked brandishing knives, the toilet grafitti becomes even more heinous, the hillsides are decorated with young ladies in search of thier first brush with skin cancer, dead bodies languish at popular swimming holes (true story)..the dumb masses surging hither and yon mouths agape ,stuffed with salty snacks and endlessly lusting after food and flesh, sustenance for the primal ,animalistic urges that comprise the true nature of the Homo sapien.
Children buzzing from the copious quantities of sugar the have ingested ,crazed by the heat and having escaped parental supervision proceed to wreck the kind of havoc one might expect to find in the local Zoo's primate exhibit..crying,screaming ,vomiting and even peeing themselves with delight at thier own destructive prowess..the all encompassing orgiastic sugar rage whirlwind that posesses little Jimmy would make the Hellequins of old jealous.
Against this torrent I stand ,the bulwark of sanity and reason..mender of broken things, director of the lost , the dialer of 911, 311, wildlife rescue and Spill response.
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