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Cereal Killer
Thursday, Mar 10, 2011 7:54AM / Standard Entry
Last week a friend recommended Chocolate Cheerios. She’d bought a box for her grandchildren, who refused to eat it, so she tried it and claimed it was really good. Since she is usually right about questions of style and taste, I bought a box of Chocolate Cheerios when I was at the grocery store yesterday and tried them for breakfast this morning. Her grandchildren are obviously gifted with superior taste.
Chocolate Cheerios have got to be one of the worst cereals ever. In fact, I’ll take that a step further, they are one of the worst FOODS ever. I couldn’t finish the bowl. They were absolutely horrible, and it only got worse as they absorbed more milk. I finally gave up and dumped the remaining half a bowl in the trash. I wouldn’t even have given them to a dog IF I had one.
Instead of wasting the rest of the package, I’ll save it for the next time I see my friend. If I hadn't actually seen her eating a bowl with my own two eyes, I'd have thought she was trying to put one over on me. Apparently she’s like Mikey in the old Life Cereal commercials, she’ll eat anything.
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