Due to the throbbing pain in my wrist, palm, and up my arm, I'm getting the sneaking suspicion my right hand is starting to get carpal tunneled.
I guess if I had it coming, now is a pretty ideal time - my stupid laptop is borked...yet again. Damn you Toshiba! If it's not one thing, it's another. I only bought you because you were pretty and 17 inches. You didn't even last 3 years!
I'm wondering if it's worth it to fix you or should I just buy a new one? Oh, but so expensive! I'm vying for a Sony Vaio, maybe a FZ series but then again, I'd also like a yacht. Full of able-bodied men, slick with Hawaiian Sun Oil. Alas. I hope DY doesn't read my blogs because then he'd realize all the money he's making/going to make will be used to satisfy my deviant wants. I'm hoping he'll quit reading because I write too many words. It's a known fact he's illiterate and written words physically hurt him.
words words words words words quit quit quit look away look away look away give me monies give me monies give me monies
In other news, I'm super bored at work. I get days where the boredom either fuels my mind with creativity or numbs with painful nothingness. Today's one of the latter. It's gotten to the point where I laughed hysterically when I came across this (hopefully) made-up name:
Hitler Von Jewsarebad
WHY! WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY?! I supposed if you're a supreme anti-Semite, a bigot and an all around douchebag, that's the perfect name to advertise said traits.
More later, hopefully with a sprinkle of sanity.
Heart,
Tiff
PS - I'd hate to contribute to the whole Paris Hilton ordeal but have I ever mentioned there are times I rue ever moving to LA? This is one of those times.
