Mel Skippy
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Aussie Friendship...

True  Friendship "Aussie Style--"  None of that Sissy Crap!  Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card --  Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship. 1. When you are sad --  I will help you get pickled and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.   2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.  3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.    4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.  5.... When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until  you stop whining.  6... When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.  7... When you are sick --  Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.  I don't want whatever you have.  8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy backside, but I'll help you up.  9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my friend.  Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth....~ Mel xox 

about 11 years ago 0 likes  1 comments  0 shares
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LMAO!! omg i love this... it really describes true friendship. Only a few can really give this.
about 11 years ago


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