True Friendship "Aussie Style--" None of that Sissy Crap! Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card -- Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pickled and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT. 5.... When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you stop whining. 6... When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words. 7... When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy backside, but I'll help you up. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my friend. Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth....~ Mel xox
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