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  • While entering heaven ......

    Thursday, Jul 3, 2008 7:25AM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    While entering heaven, men are told to queue in two rows. 

    One row for those who think that they have been dominated by their wives during their life time and the other for those who do not think they have not dominated.

    A beeline formed behind the sign which read "DOMINATED by WIFE" except for one soul who queued at "NOT DOMINATED by WIFE".  Out of curiosity, an angel asked the soul for his secret. 

    "I do not know, my wife told me to queue here." answered the soul sheepishly.

     

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  • amy_sycheng
    posted on Thursday, Jul 3, 2008 7:37PM [Report]
    Hummm.....funny!
  • moonchild72
    posted on Thursday, Jul 3, 2008 8:56AM [Report]
    That's a cute one, Nancy ^^
  • torpedogang
    posted on Thursday, Jul 3, 2008 7:39AM [Report]
    nice one nancy...ill tell my future hubby to practice how to lie.=) though i think those who listen to their wives would be allowed to enter the gates...hahhahha

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