I always liked to think of myself as Han hanging out in the Falcon with Chewie drinkin' beers and takin' bingers but I guess I'm a little more disciplined than that?
Huh, I guess I have "Phenomenal Visual Memory". How you like me now!?
Johnny probably would have been one of my friends in high school.
Bernie doesn't beg from the rich and powerful to get elected like most pathetic, brown nosing, slimball politicians. I have boundless respect for this man.
I can't help it, I'm a sucker for animal rescue stories.
"OK dude, then run for Pope."
"Somebody tell that guy to fix his face man." HAHA! It's true, his smug mug is hard to look at.
Some say this was written by Henry VIII but it was more likely some drunken minstrel.