Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the fire under
control and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to
come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!
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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals !!!!
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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich,  Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead!
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How do you teach a girl maths?  Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!
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Lady : "I want a good vibrator"  Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"
Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"
Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";
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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours  forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied:
"Depends, If I Can find a Phone"
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Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!

After so long did't go clubbing, ages...i reckon..
last friday went to the loft with Elaine, the feeling was fabulous!
just can't stop dancing ... swing...twist...shake...move the body with the music..
sweat... heart bumping... groove..with the music..
it was a wild wild west night..

Those idiotic drivers already pissed me off on the road!!

Early morning drove to work, encountered a few brainless drivers on the road who really hit my nerve! i reckon as an impatient person on the road except traffic jam coz i've no choice been stucked there.
But, heck why the driver drove 40-60km/hr at the fast lane with speed limit 90km? come on, please give a way to others instead of blocking way.
Another case, there's no car in front of him/her, keep braking with red light . don't you know it would simply cause accident? whoever follows your car will simply kiss ya ass?!!
A stupid bas driver who put the left signal, but didn't turn to left, he turn his vehicle to right!! WTF?!
An old nerd driver wanna cross the opposite junction, he just drove half way and stopped in the mid of road, hence the car whichever followed behind almost hit the car! Oh my fucking god!

those pricks really drive me nuts!

OMG! after so long i just discovered can blog over here! Silly ME!! *smack my head*

My new piece of discovery........:P