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  • WongWong
    Official artist
    posted on Tuesday, Jul 1, 2008 5:50PM [Report]
    I swallowed a fly once when I was studying at University in Australia over 10 years ago.  It was so dreadful that I tried to cough it out but unfortunately it had gone down the tube already and I could feel the horrifying tickle....  Instead of comforting me, all the folks were laughing at me and they were singing this children chant to me:
    There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
    I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
    How absurd, to swallow a bird!
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
    Perhaps she'll die

    There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
    Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
    Perhaps she'll die

    There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
    What a hog! To swallow a dog!
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
    Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
    I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
    She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
    She's dead, of course.
    2 years ago
    Source(s):
    http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/old...
  • samanthahelen
    posted on Tuesday, Jun 17, 2008 10:52PM [Report]
    Hello!
    I met you by chance in the town today.
    I was very impolite. Sorry, if I hurt your feelings. My English isn't good enough.
    I have studied Cantonese. However, I speak only a little Cantonese.
    But I had a great time.

    Thanks for your kindness. And, congratulations on the engagement!!
    I wish you every happiness.
  • scottie
    Official artist
    posted on Thursday, Jun 12, 2008 11:02PM
    hahahaha, I'm still laughing at it.  You can actually see something fly in his mouth...Now, I think I've watched it too many times.
  • LingTse
    Official artist
    posted on Thursday, Jun 12, 2008 5:01PM [Report]
    hahahahahaha
  • PPPIRJ
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008 3:56PM [Report]
    FUNNY. THANKS!
  • rottendoubt
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008 2:09PM [Report]
    what's interesting is ... his accent is totally different when he's reporting vs when he's not...
  • reniwong
    Official artist
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008 5:34AM [Report]
    hahahaha! that's terrible!
  • ballet4ky
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008 5:16AM [Report]
    That's messed up. ^o^
  • andy_lau_spain
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008 1:31AM [Report]
    lol, it lacks the: hey..remember we are going live? LOL

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