just being logical
Saturday, Nov 25, 2006 7:08PM / Standard Entry
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havent been out clubbing as much as i used to but the few times that i have made the effort to go out, i see that things havent changed much…. here are some simple logic that i have gathered from my brief moment of standing around a crowded club…
1. girl and girl making out is hot but only if both girls are hot….. if either one is ugly its gross…
2. girls that act like they’re all that really arent all that
3. walking around holding on to champagne will intimidate the guys
4. wearing too much mascara and getting drunk is a bad idea espeicially if its not waterproof
5. if you’re gonna wear somethng provocative just wear it dont try to wear it with a tank top/tube top inside that just takes away the sole purpose of buying that top in the first place..
6. dont bring a duffle bag to the clubs if youre not gonna cloak check it… no one will look after it and you’ll regret having it sooner or later
7. know your alcohol tolerance cuz throwing up on the bar is disgusting
8. even if theres a long line to the tiolet do line up if you really have to go cuz i’ve actually seen this one chicka piss herself near the elevators at hei hei quite embarrassing to look at and i’m sure its not a very comfortable feeling going home with wet pants and shoes (this one is actually my fave cuz that chick was so out of it sitting there drooling and pissing herself silly right at the entrance of a club)
9. dont lean on someone and then turn around and say they were trying to cop a feel
10. when your frens tells you that you’re drunk and that you should stop making out with that one fugly guy you should really listen..
its funny how much you see when you’re just a bystander…. makes me wonder if any of the above has ever applied to myself…. but now that i’ve collected so much info i think the next time i’m out i would really think twice about my actions
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