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  • Private Restroom

    Wednesday, Jun 20, 2007 9:39AM / Standard Entry / Members only
    14 comments

    One of the two men's restrooms in our office is temporarily closed for remodelling, so the only men's restroom still open on my floor is getting increased traffic.  This means that if you visit the restroom at the end of the day, the toilets are not in the cleanest condition, if you know what I mean. 

    However, I came up with a brilliant solution to ensure I have a clean toilet stall no matter what time of the day I use it.  When I get into the office in the morning, I go straight to the restroom(nice and clean at this point), select one of the stalls, and then scatter a bunch of toilet paper around that toilet to make it look messy and used.  Throughout the day, as people visit the restroom, they don't use "my stall" since it looks messy, they simply move over to the next one. 

    When it's my time to use the stall, I just go to "my stall", clear out the toilet paper(which I know is clean since I put it there), and I have a nice clean toilet that hasn't been used all day.  It's like having a private executive toilet.  So far, no one has caught onto me, yet.

Entry comments (14)

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  • momdoc
     
    posted on Tuesday, Jan 29, 2008 5:25AM [Report]
    you can even make this "unused" stall your own by getting one of those cushy seats, a toilet mat for the bottom, you can even paint the ceramic haha...then cover it all up.
  • elisefey
     
    posted on Friday, Jan 18, 2008 5:24AM [Report]
    Ha!  Very nice.
  • brianyang
    Official artist
    posted on Sunday, Jul 1, 2007 12:45PM [Report]
    great minds come out of monta vista/cal combo.  brilliant.  simply brilliant.
  • samkwok
    Official artist
    posted on Friday, Jun 29, 2007 4:29PM
    Haha, that's brilliant!  Very creative.
  • Boon
     
    posted on Thursday, Jun 28, 2007 10:41AM [Report]
    Another thing you can do is get a pair of boots, put a pair of socks in them stuffed with paper, and leave them in the stall with the door closed. People will think someones taking a dump and will never use your  throne.
  • jesskah
     
    posted on Sunday, Jun 24, 2007 8:27AM [Report]
    lol that's evil.  but smart.
  • Lilu
     
    posted on Sunday, Jun 24, 2007 8:19AM [Report]
    Same thinking as JRS,but at your office no cleaning women/men?it is a little weird, that they only work after your working hours...(night?-early morning??)
  • daxphelan
    Official artist
    posted on Saturday, Jun 23, 2007 10:35AM [Report]
    Genius.
  • JRS
     
    posted on Saturday, Jun 23, 2007 4:30AM [Report]
    Gee, Pat....we're definately part of the Matrix!

    Gee, Pat...we're definately part of the Matrix!

    (deja vu!)
  • shorty
     
    posted on Friday, Jun 22, 2007 7:57PM [Report]
    Not that I actually need it. I tend not to go as much as possible outside of home.
  • shorty
     
    posted on Friday, Jun 22, 2007 7:55PM [Report]
    So it really does stay clean? Ingenious! Thanks for the tip!
  • RenRen
     
    posted on Friday, Jun 22, 2007 2:16PM [Report]
    Traffic in the men's restroom? I've never hear of that before. Anyways...that's a great idea. Hope you don't get caught.
  • rottendoubt
     
    posted on Thursday, Jun 21, 2007 2:14AM [Report]
    hahaha, i was thinking the same thing as jrs...
  • JRS
     
    posted on Wednesday, Jun 20, 2007 3:35PM [Report]
    Brilliant!  Hopefully nobody in your office reads your blog!  hee hee!

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