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              "He who laughs, lasts."         Mary Pettibone Poole 

( Again I received what is below from an emailing friend. This is a portion of the text.)

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when youprefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions...6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.  SUCCESS:At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.

At age 17 success is . .    Having a driver's license.

At age 35 success is . . .  Having money.

At age 50 success is . . .  Having money..

At age 70 success is . ... . Having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . ... . Having friends.

At age 80 success is . . ... Not piddling in your pants.Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;BUT NEVERforget the blessings that come each day.Nice day Have a wonderful day with many smiles   

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Set your hearts on things above, where Christ is seated at the right hand of God. Set your minds on things above, not on earthly things. 所 以 , 你 們 若 真 與 基 督

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