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  • FW: A Love Story

    Wednesday, Jul 9, 2008 12:33PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    Sometimes I wonder why I get these emails forwarded to me at work...

    The love story of Ralph and Edna
                               
                    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
                    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
                    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
                    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

                   
                   
    Edna replied…………….

     

    'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.    How soon can I go home?'
                   
                    Happy Mental Health day!
                   
                    You can do your bit by remembering to send this email to an unstable friend.  I just did. 

Entry comments (5)

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  • shorty
    posted on Thursday, Jul 10, 2008 5:16AM [Report]
    Where have I seen that before?
  • peachey
    posted on Wednesday, Jul 9, 2008 10:18PM [Report]
    Haha. Good one!
  • bleupluie
    posted on Wednesday, Jul 9, 2008 9:35PM [Report]
    a big sweat drop just formed on my forehead!! -_-"
  • Flagday
    posted on Wednesday, Jul 9, 2008 8:19PM [Report]
    So was she still discharged?  haha, because I've had relationships like that.
  • janechu
    posted on Wednesday, Jul 9, 2008 3:08PM [Report]
    opps!!!!~ =X

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