The very next day the press publicly annouced that I was making Race laugh (left) and talking to her (right) at the function. Yes, I admit it. I was indeed talking to Race and making her laugh at the event. In fact, I must also confess that I had also spoken to Terry, Rozy, Van, Daph, and several other individuals that evening, and I am almost 98% certain that I had said something to make those people chuckle as well.
What a surprise, Race complaining about something. To be perfectly honest, I have absolutely no idea what she was yapping about since I was too busy reminiscing about a magically delectable lotus-seed bun that I had ingested for dessert several days prior.
Lo and behold, our faces turn up in the next day’s paper! Utilizing a few random and blurry images taken at the event to fashion a story, the author of this particular fantasy asserts that Rozy and I have something extra-platonic going on.
After sixteen minutes of hard thinking, I came to the conclusion that paparazzi logic must rely solely upon their mysterious assumption that artistes are NOT human-beings, thus any artiste seen within any proximity of anything of the opposite gender automatically implies that they are romantically involved. My theory might or might not be 98% correct but something trivial like that should never stop anyone from publicly stating that their hypotheses as the truth.
One of the blessing about my job is that not only do I get to watch movies for free, I get super-duper-movie-themed-souvenirs! Being the nerdy fan-boy that I'll always be, this Batman stuff given to us at the premiere pretty much made my entire week.
In the clip above, I am shown replying to the inquiry of who I am currently dating or not dating. Actually, I wish they would've asked me how I felt as I was minutes away from watching Batman's newest onscreen adventure. I would have answered honestly that, "I really should utilize the facilities before entering the movie house as the pure-awesomeness of Batman kicking face might induce me to automatically release any liquid still stored in my bladder."
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