kristoffer himself

self

qwerticali — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:23:47 GMT

the artist who make portraits of himself in his own time, is an artist who makes portraits of other people most of the time.

so, i like to call myself a portrait artist. i've done dozens of portraits of other people. but any self respecting arti...

Ultimo Hombre

qwerticali — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:50:00 GMT

With all the creative geniuses the history of world has produced, the best monster they could ever come up with is a vampire. How lame, I thought to myself. Yes, I’ve seen countless other freakish mishmash of severed body parts, taped together with the s...

new works and farmville

qwerticali — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:45:23 GMT

i haven't blogged for a while because my monitor's flyback transistor blew up about two weeks ago. as a result i've had the worst withdrawal pang experience since the last ice age. i missed a lot on the internet goings on, all the videos i haven't seen

Math Test - it works!

qwerticali — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:54:11 GMT

Math Test

This math test can predict your all time most watched film, mine was Saving Private Ryan. Try it without looking at the answers. It works!

Pick a number from 1 - 9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

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My Ice Cream Looks Abstract And Yours Surreal

qwerticali — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:23:00 GMT

I have learned a lot of things today, one of them is, if you eat durian ice cream in the afternoon you would end up burping until late at night with a durian after taste. And the other is, a life in the arts presents huge opportunities for success and

Illumination

qwerticali — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:31:00 GMT

It has always been dark ever since the sun began its collapse. Some say, one day might come that it will ultimately turn itself into a blackhole. Others say it will devour us all for all eternity, engulfing us and transporting the entire galaxy to some

The hero, his river and his slipper

qwerticali — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:25:14 GMT

A columnist once wrote, " in Jose Rizal's time, the Pasig River was both EDSA and SLEX". The Pasig river is a highway of sorts. Long before the streets were crowded with jeepneys and buses that belches rancid smoke, the mighty river was the passageway

I'm in love with a Wallpaper...

qwerticali — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:21:00 GMT

" It's nine years after the doomsday and we're still alive. I guess God must not been into numerology or kaballah blah blah's. Truth be told, I'...

Ode to rectified Turpentine

qwerticali — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:58:26 GMT

What am I thinking?

Fuck it.

When I start thinking,

Everything's lost.

What am I feeling?

Yes.

I am beginning to feel the hallucinatory effects,

Of rectified Turpentine.

My dreams are more vivid.<...

God gives two seconds and two seconds only

qwerticali — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:17:21 GMT

One day, a giant star was born in a starless galaxy.

He was the brightest star in the whole universe.

He shone the brightest,

For two seconds,

But on the third second,

He had a spontaneous combustion.

He colla...