he looked me straight in the eyes and i fell in love

i made a new friend today.  Phidippus Johnsoni, otherwise known as the red backed jumping spider (at least that’s my best guess), appeared out of nowhere.  just doing a little sweepy sweepy and all of a sudden he’s hanging from my broom handle and i’m shrieking like a little girl.  tough as i try to be in my ordinary life, my reaction to surprise spid...Read more

a little update

things are finally picking up.  i got callbacks for both kohl’s and usbank, and then a third commercial audition today.  feels good.  will feel even better when i book one of these suckers.  we’ll see.

my idea for the next project is starting to fill out a little.  hehehe…it’s gonna be f*cking crazy!!  maybe a little more satirical than just parody.  oh and just wait until you hear who it’s of kekekke.  to be continued…

other than that i’m just dicking around, making inappropriate jokes on Read more

hip casual

if you watched my nerdy video blog here, then you heard me explain that for commercial auditions you’re given descrīptions for “wardrobe,” which is how you’re supposed to dress for your character.  for my US Bank callback yesterday the role was for “couple buying movie tickets” and the wardrobe was “hip casual.”  sometimes the wardrobe descrīption gets a little outta control in an attempt to get people looking a certain way.  the funniest one i’ve gotten was somet...Read more

Le Baxter

What i didn’t realize when naming Baxter, was that his grandmother would perpetually call him Bastard.  Good thing i used that one for the cat.

dance sequences have always been the sh*t

note, i had to reupload this entry because i deleted it by accident trying to change the size of the video player (damn thing switches back everytime if i'm subscribing).  to view everything in a nice BIG screen all the time, go to www.cutebutdeadly.neta friend posted this on facebook today.  it’s the music video for RJD2’s song Work It Out featuring Read more

vices

you can’t see it, but it’s there

i eat exclamation points

Trailer for Passengers – my first feature

Sup ya’ll.  Here is the very riveting trailer for the indie film PASSENGERS directed by Michael Bond.  I had the great pleasure of working on this film with Cameron Daddo, Angie Milliken, and Bruce Davison — a...Read more

in real life the ER is only 3% hotties

don’t worry, i didn’t have my own emergency.  i had my neighbor’s.  she’s ok.

i am very close with my girl next door.  we’re both sagittarians.  and have freakishly similar tendencies.

equally NUTS.

so we immediately bonded like sisters.  anyhow, sparing any details, i spent the whole day in the emergency room at Cedar Sinai Hospital.  first of all, CSH is SWANK.  it’s like a hospital RESORT.  the hand towels are folded into flowers.  seriously.

and as much as i’d love to get into some ph...Read more

thank you superfuture

In an earlier post HERE, i talked about a website called Superfuture, where users post their outfits in a thread called What Are You Wearing Today.  Back before I started making my dorky video blogs, I decided to p...Read more