您好! 很高兴认识您。我不懂中文。 用英文说。 谢谢。

Hello! Pleased to meet you. I don't understand Chinese. Please say it in English. Thank you.

こんにちは！　よろしくおねがいします。　中国語は　分かりません。　英語で話ししてください。日本語も OK です。ありがとう。

Bonjour! Enchanté! Je ne comprende pas chinos. Parler en anglais si vous plaitez. Français est OK aussi. Merci beaucoup.

Please note, that this blog is focused more on my personal life outside of work. I've decided not to talk about any part of my work life to help keep me out of trouble. So even though it may sound like I'm doing all this fun stuff, there's a lot of work I do behind the scenes.