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  • THE ONE‏ One ONE

    Tuesday, Sep 2, 2008 9:00PM / Standard Entry / Members only
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    I have one

    You have one

    Your mother uses your father's one

    And your auntie uses your uncle's one


    A married lady would acquire one

    But a divorced lady would lose her one


    Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one


    Michael J. Fox has a shorter one


    Madonna doesn't have one




    The Chinese usually have short ones


    While the Indian usually have long ones


    Do you have one?


    How long is your one?


    Which one is your preferred one?



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    Answer : its your Surname, what else ???


    but I like the way you think ......... :p

Entry comments (19)

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  • ryanstyle
    posted on Sunday, Sep 7, 2008 3:32AM [Report]
    haha.....it is funny
  • MindyG
    posted on Friday, Sep 5, 2008 10:44PM
    Hahaha! Depends on the FONT & FONT Size too ; )
  • MindyG
    posted on Friday, Sep 5, 2008 10:33PM
    Hahaha!
  • Etchy
    posted on Friday, Sep 5, 2008 1:22AM [Report]
    mindy - depends on how big the font is... :-P
  • MindyG
    posted on Thursday, Sep 4, 2008 9:56PM
    How long is yours Etchy .. hehe

    Naughty? Who? hahaha.. u? Choco Bro?

    Haha! Sis... hahaha! Greatest minds !

    Clever Kiwi!

    We need a little naughty things to perk things up aite CB.

    : ) Choco cousin is giggling.. hehe

    Hugs Choco DN! Hahaha! You're the expert!
  • Etchy
    posted on Thursday, Sep 4, 2008 2:44AM [Report]
    took me a minute to figure it out, but the chinese - indian part gave it away...
  • JasonChau
    posted on Thursday, Sep 4, 2008 1:47AM [Report]
    Very funny hahaha...naughty Chocomama! ;0
  • JoanneSanderson
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 3, 2008 6:53PM [Report]
    Great minds think a like ;)
  • moonchild72
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 3, 2008 2:04PM [Report]
    Hahaha, Mindy .. where's that put my surname?
    5 letters only ^^
  • Jaine
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 3, 2008 7:31AM [Report]
    haha, I knew it was surname
    and my mother uses the one she was born with and I use the one she was born with.
    My sisters fiance is changing his to his mothers first one.  hehe
  • butter
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 3, 2008 3:24AM [Report]
    Hehe that def. could've been naughty :P
  • musicnote
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 3, 2008 1:16AM [Report]
    hehehe
  • torpedogang
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 3, 2008 12:42AM [Report]
    me?! one only needs to read your blogs and theyll come to the same conclusion sha mama!
    hehheheh....love you for it tho!mwah!
  • MindyG
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 3, 2008 12:26AM
    Or you are the naughty one instead Choco DN!

    Yeah Lax ... Humans all tend to think ....

    Hahaha AC..hahaha!
  • torpedogang
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 3, 2008 12:21AM [Report]
    guilty! but....
    YOU are a naughty ONE!
    hahhaha....
  • lilolax
    posted on Wednesday, Sep 3, 2008 12:16AM [Report]
    I came across this before on some other site! Dirty minds think alike! lol!
  • AsianChick100
    posted on Tuesday, Sep 2, 2008 11:50PM [Report]
    oh this is hilarious!... and yeah. i thought about it! ;)
  • MindyG
    posted on Tuesday, Sep 2, 2008 9:02PM
    One funny One Too!
  • jwan1122
    posted on Tuesday, Sep 2, 2008 9:01PM [Report]
    hahahaha....
    this is ONE very good ONE!!! =)

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