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2009-03-06 6:58PM / 會員可以看

wth... coming back from 3k, i decided to take a bus. Waited the bus for almost 20 mins, and sho many big truck passed by and gave me high beam, some even put their head out and make some kinda funny noise. >=[ .. wtf.. watch the road dude.. ch**** fella.. eeeee... i don like this... malaysia's truck driver has a higher percentage of getting killed on the high way because they like to put their head out. /HMPH!!!

to brighten my evening, heres some jokes tat i got in my mail box:
1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

XOXO
bad day victim.

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*HappyBirthday!!! JU~"

2009-03-05 9:32AM / 會員可以看

Happy Birthday to you, Ju~~
Good luck in re-sitting accounting exam. =)
XOXO
Your Master.

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WeeWee

2009-03-04 12:15AM / 會員可以看

I named this puppy WeeWee, not the peepee kinda weewee.
I treasured WeeWee alot, but not for long.
WeeWee has alot of lice and ticks.
I wash it twice with extra strong shampoo but effort wasted.
sho, in the end, i sent it to mom's place.
Hope tat those vietnamese worker will take good care of it.

Letting go WeeWee was the hardest part.
And the next thing i did was get myself a brand new acoustic guitar from Yamaha store

*TADA!!!*
Its not expensive and i love it.
Since i couldn name the puppy WeeWee, i named my guitar- WEEWEE!!

Ahh~~ cantek..
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The next great thing tat im going to get myself is a digital camera.
Not sure which one to get but one of the model from Sanyo, take great pictures.
Sash has it and he did show me some artistic picture that taken from different angle
(sue ish drooling)
Ah~~ Don't know whether i can find it in malaysia or not. hmm~
Ebay perhaps.

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XOXO
*Poser*

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I skipped college!!

2009-02-20 2:52AM / 會員可以看

2/19/2009	12:55:08 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	..... ?
2/19/2009	12:55:18 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	out....?
2/19/2009	12:55:50 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	no ==
2/19/2009	12:56:01 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	....?
2/19/2009	12:56:12 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	=/
2/19/2009	12:56:14 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	no la at home
2/19/2009	12:56:18 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	how come u no mood for coll ==?
2/19/2009	12:56:19 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	so whereu now
2/19/2009	12:56:25 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	home..
2/19/2009	12:56:36 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	dono
2/19/2009	12:56:58 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	...
2/19/2009	12:57:00 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	u skip ah ==
2/19/2009	12:57:07 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	yup
2/19/2009	12:57:10 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	su ahhh ==
2/19/2009	12:57:33 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	:( <--- no mood
2/19/2009	12:58:24 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	haijo ==
2/19/2009	12:58:44 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	jeeeeeee....
2/19/2009	12:59:52 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	hmph
2/19/2009	12:59:56 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	ponteng =/
2/19/2009	1:00:07 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	yalu..
2/19/2009	1:00:17 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	i think today might be teaching about partnership la
2/19/2009	1:00:21 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	and the account..
2/19/2009	1:03:40 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	partnership
2/19/2009	1:03:41 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	apa tu ==
2/19/2009	1:04:14 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	2 pp/more pp.. agree to own a business
2/19/2009	1:04:26 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	ish
2/19/2009	1:04:32 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	u need go ponteng rehab XD
2/19/2009	1:04:36 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	hahaha
2/19/2009	1:04:38 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	where izzit?
2/19/2009	1:04:40 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	ur hse a?
2/19/2009	1:04:41 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	;p;
2/19/2009	1:04:43 PM	michelle (B)	Ju Keat (D) - out	lol*
2/19/2009	1:06:14 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	nono
2/19/2009	1:06:16 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	AT COLLEGE
2/19/2009	1:06:17 PM	Ju Keat (D) - out	michelle (B)	lOL

* i miss hanging out with everyone la.. i hate college more than ever.. T.T but eee.. one more sem.. sigh.. im going crazee.... moonlight resonance is driving me crazee.. 36 episode and in 2 days time, i finish 22 episode.. theres alot ōf ='[ and ='] ... life is like a roller coaster. up and down, up and down.. and 17 ep of season 3 house. I hate cameron!!! the way she care for doctor house. eeesh.. i left 2 more ep.. eeee... benci benci ku tak dapat tonton nya.. and osho my favourite battle star galactica.. couldn get any ep of it coz i lost my pendrive.. T.T..

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(>.T)!

2009-02-17 3:55PM / 會員可以看

What are you to me?

Who do you think that I'm talking about?

Its so unfair to make someone crush on you and just walked off.

Now, Ive plans for you.

How evil you think it's gonna be?

Wait and see, my Dear.

XOXO
evil milch!

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