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  • Women are Pretty; Nazis, for the most part, were not.

    Saturday, Sep 15, 2007 2:15AM / Standard Entry

    Women are pretty.  I like them very much.  Horray women!  Odalalie!  I just saw these movies and they are all quite good:  The Long Goodbye (very cool shots of Los Angeles in the seventies), The Darkside (political documentary; partisan, but good), X Men: The Last Stand (don't ask - pretty fucking bad), "some documentary about the history of Chinese Martial-Arts Films" (I can't remember the name),  and Nazis, A Warning from history (BBC miniseries).  Nazis are very very bad.  Yesterday I shot part of a music video for FINISHING THE GAME and FAR EAST MOVEMENT, directed bt Evan Leong.  I rode a bike up this steep-ass hill with the yellow jumpsuit on and my shirt off, cementing its status as an immediate classic.  Good times.

  • I don't watch horror movies, but for those of you who do...

    Monday, Sep 10, 2007 6:24AM / Standard Entry

    My top horror movies (most I rarely see, because I am afraid while I watch them) : The Shining, Jacob's Ladder, I Spit on Your Grave (unwatchable, though terrifying), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (never want to see it again), Scream, The Innocents, The Birds, Psycho, The Others, Twin Peaks movie: Fire Walk With Me (scared the crap out of me), The Exorcist, Last House on the Left (not great, though important), Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (I don't like it, but...), Prom Night (I really don't know if it holds up but believe me - best ending ever).  Worst Horror Movie Ever:  THE DARKNESS.  Trust me - actually in the "so bad it's good catagory".

  • Nazis are bad

    Monday, Sep 10, 2007 5:15AM / Standard Entry

    Nazis are bad.  If you find yourself going "Wow, I might be a Nazi.", please stop.  It is not good to be a Nazi.

  • Paula Dean is the best person in the world

    Saturday, Sep 8, 2007 4:32AM / Standard Entry

    If this doesn't make you not want to eat fast food, nothing will: "I used to work at a funeral home, and one night I was down in the morgue, when I was summoned to the crematorium.  When I got there, I saw the embalmer (who)... told me to run downstairs and garb some sheets or hospital gowns.  So as I'm heading downstairs I feel strangely hungry... What happened was this morbidly obese gentlemen was so big that his fat was melting off faster than the machine could burn it up.  Having worked in the funeral home for a while, I have smelled some hellacious things and know it helps to not pay attention of what I am smelling.  But this actually smelled...familiar, and slightly appetizing.  As I was walking out of the crematorium, I realized exactly what it smelled like: all that human fat smelled exactly like the inside of McDonalds."  (from DON'T EAT THIS BOOK,by Morgan Spurlock)

  • I love Pinto Beans; Hello again Larry "I'm not gay even though I solicit sex from men in public restrooms and support anti-gay legislation" Craig

    Thursday, Sep 6, 2007 1:39AM / Standard Entry

    Larry Craig may not resign.  Jesus. Pinto beans, eggs and salsa - what's not to like? "At three PM, when your energy is low, Robert Goulet appears, and messes with your stuff."  This is the single finest commercial on television right now.  Bobby Goulet, BRAVO.  "Keep Goulet away, until tomorrow anyway."

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  • A native New Yorker, McCaleb graduated from Brown University and New York University's Acting Program. He has appeared in numerous plays in New York and Los Angeles, as well as Regionally...

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