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  • For when you can't find the right hallmark card... Eat cake!!

    Monday, Aug 18, 2008 4:24PM / Standard Entry / la la la / Members only

    Best cake ever! Imagine the party that went with that one.

    The original entry can be found on the delightful Cakewrecks, which I found through my friend Chris :)
    And for our bilingual readers... What does this cake say?!



  • feet of clay

    Thursday, Aug 14, 2008 9:56PM / Standard Entry / nerding out / Members only

    i recently ran across a random expression in my horoscope. 'feet of clay.' looking it up, i found out the biblical origins of the expression, and interesting little tidbits that all added up to how 'feet of clay' refers to a flawed person.

    'the perfect being standing in front of you actually has feet of clay'
    i usually read my horoscope when i'm feeling particularly superstitious or that things are out of control. In that case, I decide I might as well see what banal generalized expressions that are based on the sun and moon and when i was born will make me feel better. I usually don't find such archaic and rich language.

    Well, what to do when you meet someone with feet of clay?

    Kick him in the shins!!!
    ...right under the shins, right over the feet of clay. so they break...

    Note: This last part was not in my horoscope. But it was so implied.

  • Panama

    Wednesday, Aug 13, 2008 2:19PM / Standard Entry / la la la / Members only

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  • sing-a-long and stop-motion yumminess!

    Wednesday, Jul 30, 2008 1:53PM / Standard Entry / la la la / Members only

    I wanted to share a few things that have lightened and enlightened my week :)

    What could be better than a sing-a-long?
    And for some stop-motion magic, check out the faboo works of Pes. I especially recommend Game Over and the slightly racy Roof Sex!

  • famous last words

    Thursday, Jul 24, 2008 12:02AM / Standard Entry / la la la / Members only

    me being the sophisticated and savvy chick that i am, decided i had to have the definitive last word. to a guy. who needed a last word slammed in his non-considerate face. i saw him online.

        You suck.

        Like big hairy gorilla balls.

    i did feel better afterwards :P


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