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You know ur redneck when....

No offence on the subject line but there's no better way of putting what your about to see....

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Why on earth would u choose to do this unless ur a broke ass redneck from Albuquerque?!?! Again no offence to the rednecks out there or citizens of Albuquerque.

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Oink Flu

Oink Flu or the more technical name H1N1 is about to hit globally next week according to the World Health Organization. I bet your all thinking "Oh not again its Michael Jackson time" (for those don't get it I'm reffering to his mask). So y not roll with style for the Oink Flu. A very cool Japanese Artist have come up with stylish surgical masks that will definetly help those that don't wanna die but still roll with style. Here is some of his creations.

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Yes ur reading rite...

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Think I'm bullshitting? Go to the product page http://bakonvodka.com/

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True or false advertising?

Had a chat with a friend today about infomercials that sells placebo drugs for the purpose of enhancing the male genital area or performance. So then this friend of mine talked about whether there's a pill that would tighten up the female genital area and it hit me. About a few weeks ago I recieved this email from my brother which he got off of a friend so I've decided to share it so everyone could have a great laugh...enjoyRead more

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Can't help but laugh n think...

Been doing nothing lately but waiting for photo shoots and shows so dough can start flowing into my pocket.

In the meantime been having too much time on my hands and been look at a lot funnies...so here it is and enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jF9cqhl4Yc

Wish there was a better quality clip but I just couldn't find it. This is from the latest episode of The Office Season 5. The cheese ball montage was just funny as ...Read more

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It's that time again for nothing but laughs

I present to you 'Like A Boss' by SNL's finest, The Lonely Island.

*Important note: This is an uncensored version. Viewers discretion is advised! But either than that enjoy, laugh ur head off but don't wake the neighbors!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnXVjjLS-Q

 

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Seriously what is the deal?

What has the world come to? Is the Vatican out of their mind? First Botex Preist and now Stripper Nun? Whats gonna happen next Michael Jackson as the Pope? Britney Spears as the archbishop?

I don't believe in a high supreme bring but damn that's just messed up!


Like a prayer: The Italian nun who spent 20 years as a lapdancer

By Nick Pisa Last updated at 11:01 PM on 03rd April 2009

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What Would Jesus Do?

You really gotta ask yourself what has the world come to. Does physical appearance mean that much when your serving god? Doesn't focusing on the physical appearance commit a the sin of Envy? Based on the sin of Envy, the person should have their eyes sewn shut with wire when they enter Purgatory. Will the pastor be sent to jail or have his eye's sewn shut?

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NY pastor accused of filching funds for Botox

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Flying with South West Airline from now on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiVcnJ5iLqs&feature=player_embedded

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"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." James Dean (1931-1955)

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