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  • 开学点名字

    Sunday, Aug 16, 2009 11:12AM / Members only


    老师:萧欣颜

    学生:惊! (小心眼)

    老师:陈发标

    学生:有趣! (乘法表)

    老师:黄树朗

    学生:好笑!(黄鼠狼)

    老师:吴仁耀

    学生:忍不住想笑!(无人要)

    老师:马林淑

    学生:压抑忍住!(马岭薯)

    老师:尤永慈

    学生:开始顶不顺! (游泳池)

    老师:曾陶燕

    学生:脸朝下大笑! (真讨厌)

    老师:梁良昌

    学生:忍不住打桌子! (娘娘腔)

    老师:史健仁

    学生:再也顶不顺了! (死贱人)

    老师:夏健

    学生:终于笑出来了! (下贱)

    老师(哭了):陆珊典

    学生: 喷泪! 崩溃了!(露3 点)

    p/s:是不是很好笑, 有笑话一起分享, 这样生活就会开心。

    还有记得以后为小孩子取名字的时候要想得很清楚哦

     

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  • 色情笑话(未满18 岁者勿看)

    Sunday, Aug 9, 2009 10:26PM / Members only

    一男子误入女浴室, 突然有人进来, 他只好装裸体塑像。

    女子感到新奇触摸裸男的生殖器官,大约2—3分钟后,男子终于忍不住射精了。

    女子就用双手捧住, 惊叫; 哗!这里还有DOVE沐浴露啊!

     

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  • 博客: 8月9日

    Sunday, Aug 9, 2009 10:17PM / Members only

    一对情侣去旅游,他们只在宾馆开到一间房间

    男说:你睡床上吧!我睡地上就行了。

    女说:不用了,我们都睡床上吧!中间拿枕头隔开就可以了。

    男的同意了。

    第二天一大清早, 男的把女的叫起来,说要去爬山。

    女的愤怒地说:爬什么山!你连个枕头都爬不过来还想去爬山?

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  • 看看谁够狠

    Sunday, Jul 19, 2009 6:06PM / Members only

    一只小狗爬上餐桌,

    向只烧鸡爬去,

    主人叫到:

    你敢对那只烧鸡怎么样!

    我就对你怎么样!

    结果小狗舔了一下鸡屁股。。。

    主人晕倒!

    小狗笑:看谁狠

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  • 带点色的笑话

    Saturday, Jul 18, 2009 11:58PM / Members only

    有一个美女游泳上岸后,

    众人都瞧傻了眼,

    她才发现三角裤不知哪去了,

    顺手把池边的一块木板拿来遮羞,

    众人偷笑。 她底头一看, 上面写着“此处危险, 深约2米”!

    她忙丢掉再拿另一块 遮上, 众人大笑。 她急看, 上面写着

    “只限男性出入!”她又羞又气扔掉后拿最后一块来遮羞, 众人笑翻。

    她低头又看, 立刻昏倒:

    " 大人玩50元,团体玩30元,小孩免费。。。。。

    哈。。。。好笑的话, 就多来看哦!

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