Hi To all my dear Friends,

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?

P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

P: It made of concrete.

L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?

P: All my relations still in Poland

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?

P: No, I always up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?

P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?

P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?

P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?

P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'

I have finally completed my course in Environmental mangement from National university of Singapore, NUS.
I have my degree conferement on 9 july 2010. here is some pics.

Hair Remover

My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

The lady went to the pharmacy and bought some “Nair” hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.” The lady said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave for a couple of days.” The lady replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer.”

The pharmacist said, “Stay off your bicycle for about a week.”

Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

09. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

08. I bought this Valentine’s card at the store In hopes that, later, you’d be my whore.

07. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.

06. You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

05. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I’m fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

04. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass.

03. You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo’s ! “booty”.

02. I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!

01. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

Well, Im glad many of my friend have supported me during hospitalisation of my brother for tumour surgery and during chemotherapy during the past few months.
Due to your continue support in prayer, he is doing well and after chemotherapy course of 5 cycles the tumour has almost gone.
Unfortunateley, some remnant of cancer are still left which need surgery(RNLP) to remove them otherwise the chance of cancer relapse is very high.
Dr said that we could go for surgery or choose not to.
 
well, we decided he should go for surgery. So, the date is fixe for 5th oct but he will get admitted to hospital on 2 oct as some test are needed before surgery.
So, im asking you if anyone can continue to pray for him for successful surgery and for his speedy recovery.
Pliz pray for our family too..

I also heard dat one of my close friend(from AND) is also undergoing surgery on 5 oct.  Pliz pray for her too