Recent Excursions

I have to do a lot of traveling in my job and have just been away for three days, In this time I have found some insights in to how driving works works.

When is a bus lane not a bus lane? When it is in London, I think I was the only car not in the bus lane while trying to find my way around London

When are you allowed to travel in the fast lane of the motorway doing only 50mph?, When you are a white van driver traveling on the M25 around London, this pillock held all the traffic up at 6pm last night, when I was trying to get home.

Why does the Sat Navs always send me to the street behind where I need to be, twice in the last 2 days it has done this to me, but then I cannot find the way to get where I need to be because there is no way through and I am on a one way system.... At one point I could see the hotel I wanted but could not find the entrance, so I ended up going twice through the Dartford Tunnel at 5pm, not a pleasant experience......

My sat nav tried to send me down a closed road with no diversions shown, and as I was trying to find a way around it kept sending me back to the closed road 

Also my sat nav loves having a joke with me, and when I switch it on it tells me what time I will arrive at my destination.........In my dreams.... I am not a slow driver but the traffic here in the UK can be terrible, for example last night I got into my car at Dartford in Kent 160 miles from home... my sat nav said it would take m,e 2hrs 40 mins, I thought then "you're having a laugh" but it eventually took me 5 hrs to get home.

Good job I have good music in my car